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missdraco:

themidnightstriders:

vvodkacorn:

canni8al:

peek-a-chuu:

saccharinesylph:

hetarimarii:

casually posts this here.

I’m bored and… this is what happened.

There should be honks at the end.

Oh well :P

Just.

In case. You forgot this existed. And needed to cry.

Just in case.

I NEVER KNEW THIS EXISTED

there go my eyeballs

GO DFUCKING SDAMMIT

R.I.P ELIZA-FLEW INTO THE SUN AND NEVER RETURNED

THIS AGAIN

s o b s

Realistically, if troll organs are at all analogous to human organs, she would not have lasted nearly that long or have been able to speak that clearly or at all after that last—what? Stop ruining…. Oh. Oh, sorry. Go on then.

(Source: tindeck.com)

16:25

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Reblogged from toppledcards

You graciously say, “Thank you,” because you are a lady and already knew this and are magnanimously acting like this is the first time you’ve heard it (today).

Except for you, Coco. You are not a lady.

(Source: anxietycat)

05:54

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Reblogged from valiantginger

Tags: Tom Hiddleston Loki smiles

Loki would actually have a very nice smile, but Tom Hiddleston is good at keeping it from reaching his eyes. It ends up having this creepy vibe throughout The Avengers. Funny how that works.

(Source: sophiddles)

22:53 26th May 2012

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Reblogged from toppledcards

monstrousreg:

elsian:

gokuma:

deastrumquodvicis:

The icelandic volcano “Eyjafjallajokull”

Sometimes I like to think “Eyjafjallajokull” is Icelandic for “**** you guys, I’m a volcano”

and sometimes I weep because nature

What the hell’s going on in these photos? O__o

Static electricity.

That’s literally all it is.

A bunch of excited melted-then-cooled rock particles so fine that they’ll be floating around in the atmosphere for years, with ALL of that surface area, all rubbing against each other like kids’ socks over carpet on a Saturday morning. The smoke is the socks AND the carpet and the earth is snoring granddaddy’s bald head on the other side of the living room just itching for a wake-up call.

18:55

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Reblogged from kobywinter

Tags: Spider Saturday

Spider Saturday over at Kobywinter’s tumblr.

Pretty much the best thing.

Today’s specialty: Huntsman spiders.

This is your chance to Tumblr Savior “Spider Saturday.” Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

00:28

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Reblogged from yossdillo

yossdillo:

kobywinter:

Hey Yoss

Remember last Tuesday when you asked what I was looking up pictures for and I said it was a surprise

This was it

Surprise

She posted a picture of a big freaking spider.

I hate her so much right now.

Huntsman Spider.

They’re big softies, really.